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The UMIST "Three from Five" papers

Every UMIST Computation Department exam paper seems to have the same style as every other paper. This is standardisation, and it is good. However, it also must be subject to at least some degree of ridicule, just because. ;o)

Anyone who has studied in the Computation Department will appreciate this exam paper, and anyone who hasn't should also hopefully find it vaguely funny. Again, it's a mixture of exclusive and more general humour. This one was written entirely by me, and I reserve all rights to it. It is not, however, an attack on any particular student, lecturer, or even on the computation department - please don't take it this way.

I've provided it in its original Word format here, and for those Linux geeks who don't "do" Word, I've made an RTF copy here. Enjoy... ;o)


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