Welcome to Stooey's New and Improved Page of Utter Crap
Where the useful seldom happens, and the
pointless is a frequent occurance...
Please note: this page is in no way a direct comment about UMIST. It is
soley a piece of observational humour based on the social stereotypes
pertaining to UMIST students. Please take it in the way it is intended, and
don't take offence :o)