July 5th 2001
Forget Wimbledon. Forget England's dismal cricket failures. Forget all
those traditional summer sports. The sun was out, and so were the commuters.
And what better way to spend a busy, sunny afternoon in London than sweating
on the Underground armed with colossal rucksacks and a distinct absence of
basic sense. Yes, I'm talking about that great British institution, the game
of Mornington Crescent. At approximately 5pm each day, vast swathes of suits
and briefcases leave the hallowed portals of respectable jobs, and journey
many hundreds of feet below the surface of London in order to partake in
what is perhaps the most confusing game ever played.
I'm not going to explain the (disturbingly complex) rules of Mornington
Crescent. Much material already exists on the matter. A simple Google search
will soon make you an expert on the subject. I will however, go some way to
demonstrating the exciting facets of this highly rewarding passtime by
recounting the game I played on July the 5th with my good friend Matt,
including a full commentry, and references to the rules where necessary.
Enjoy. :o)
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